• bae: Your heart just sped up...what are you thinking about?
  • me: an extra hour in the ballpit

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat


humorprince:

 


forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible


gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:


slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue


curlia:

fahbulus:

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

maybe we’re all ducklings



  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

c-yates:

This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.



  • me: are there any spirits listening
  • ouija: yes are you alone
  • me: yes
  • ouija: haha nice whats up :P
  • me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
  • ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol